Depending on how you wait at it , the Galaxy Note 7is either a very honest phone with one very bad job or a very bad hand grenade with one very good problem . Either way , you likely do n’t want one in your pouch , as Samsungbasically admitted on Mondaywhen it urged customers to power down and return their phones .
https://gizmodo.com/samsung-halts-note-7-sales-worldwide-urges-owners-to-p-1787638527
Most Note 7 owner will merchandise in their machine for standardised , slightly less explode - atomic number 39 smartphones , but the only way to unfeignedly be safe from spontaneous burning is to cash out — a hot $ 849.99 to $ 879.99 , depending on your carrier — and buy something withouta jumbo lithium shelling . With that in judgment , Gizmodo Nights has put together this helpful buyers ’ pathfinder for any Samsung customers hoping to adopt an explosion - free lifestyle .
1 . 10 pairs of Samsung - compatibletexting gloves .
2 . 60fake iPhone 7s .
3 . Six therapy sessions to address your Note 7 - have-to doe with PTSD .
4 . The John Cash to recreatethis video recording .
5 . 4,255retweetsor 1/235 ofa trip to Mars(about as far as the Moon ) .
6 . 85 month ofTinder Plusif you ’re under 30 . 42.5 months of Tinder Plus if you ’re over 30 .
7 . 28 “ Juice Demon ” costumes .
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8 . 70 kilograms ofHot Lips Fireworksanda bucket of waterto hock it in .
9 . Three and a halfblog post about Meghan Trainor .
10 . 424potential ticket to the E.R.for Soylent - induced stomachic distraint .
https://gizmodo.com/more-details-emerge-about-the-soylent-food-bars-making-1787546685
11 . Thisbeautiful horsey painting .
12 . 170pro - fracking stickers .
13 . 34 “ New Mac Smell ” candles .
https://gizmodo.com/the-cult-of-apple-has-officially-lost-its-mind-1787390734
14 . 32 calendar month of Netflix , Amazon Prime and Hulu or 122 month of a private VPN .
15 . One “ * ✶ * ¨*. ✫ *¨ * BECOME PSYCHiC * spread YOUR THiRD EYE ✶ * ¨*. ✫ *¨ * ” kit from Etsy .
16 . Three “ I Have Given Up ” sweat suit and three pairs ofTeva x Ugg hybrids(the official uniformof Gizmodo Nights ) .
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