01of 20ON BELIEVING IN BATH TIMEAshton Kutcher/Instagram"It’s too much!"— in anInstagram video,bathing son Dimitri, 4, and daughter Wyatt, 6, with husbandAshton Kutcher, after inadvertently ignitinga hot debate on hygiene02of 20ON CHANGING HER MINDEric Charbonneau/Invision for STX Entertainment/AP"The fact that I didn’t let him go into space was so selfish of me, but I was a new mom and I was like, ‘You can’t leave me and the babies.’ And so that’s where that decision was made out of.“I want everybody to know I probably would have let him to go to space now, but now it’s too late."— toPEOPLEon her hesitancy to have Kutcher take his place on aVirgin Galactic flight to space, for the sake of their young family03of 20ON LIFE IN QUARANTINE WITH LITTLE ONESAllen Berezovsky/Getty"I love my kids very much, we both do, but they’re like dogs: they can sniff you out! They know your smell, they know what room you’re hiding in — you can’t get away from them. You just can’t. They’re just there."— onThe Ellen DeGeneres Show04of 20ON BEING SILLY PARENTSMila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty”[We are] very goofy parents when it comes to our children, but that don’t have skill. I think that’s just being idiots."— on being “silly at home” with Kutcher and their two children, onE! News05of 20ON BRAVO DAYDREAMSSteve Granitz/WireImage"I did ask my husband once, I was like, listen. Later, in like 20 years, 30 years, what do you think of me going onReal Housewives of Beverly Hills? I’m like, just for like, a year. He was like… I would kill you."— on theGrown-Up Womanpodcast,06of 20ON RAISING A SON VS. A DAUGHTERMatt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images"They’re incredibly different. My boy’s like a sloth. He’s wonderful, and I love him — ‘cause one day he’ll probably watch this and be like, ‘Why did you say that?’ — but the truth is, women are smarter than men. And I have this evident from my two different humans that I created."— on raising Dimitri and Wyatt, onTheEllen DeGeneres Show07of 20ON THE REALITIES OF BEING A MOMGabe Ginsberg/WireImage"What motherhood shows you ishow selfless you can get. I’m ragged tired. Who cares? My kids are healthy, I’m happy."— toMarie Claire08of 20ON STARTING OUT AS FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WITH ASHTON KUTCHERTodd Williamson/BBMA2016/Getty"We started dating with the idea we were both never going to get married. A year later we were like, ‘Tomorrow let’s [get married].’ ““We, oddly, both did a movie called – I didFriends With Benefits, he did a movie calledNo Strings Attached. If we just paid attention to these movies, we should know that s— like this does not work out in real life. Well, we clearly didn’t pay attention. We shook hands, we’re like, ‘Let’s just have fun!’ I mean, literally we lived out our movies."— onThe Howard Stern Show09of 20ON HER FITNESS STRUGGLESJeff Vespa/WireImage"F— burpees man, f— squats, f— all that s—. I hate the word ‘burpees.’ It’s like PTSD for me because my trainer loves burpees so much, and he used to yell, ‘We’ve got to do 20 burpees,’ and I would literally just start crying. I hate them!"— to Glamour10of 20ON HER APPRECIATION FOR CRUDE HUMORGregg DeGuire/WireImage"There’s some part of me that responds to R-rated comedies, I don’t know why. I find d— and fart jokes funny – I’m sorry, I do guys. I love these type of movies."— during a CinemaCon panel11of 20ON HER SEX LIFE WITH ASHTONNoel Vasquez/GC Images"It’s great."— onThe Ellen DeGeneres Show12of 20ON HER ANYWHERE-GOES PUMPING POLICYKarwai Tang/WireImage"I think we need to upgrade the breast pump because I think everyone sounding like a cow can grow old. But it did save me. And I’ve pumped in an airport, I’ve pumped on the side of the road, I’ve pumped everywhere!"— to Glamour13of 20ON HER WILLINGNESS TO HELP DAUGHTER WYATT WITH ANYTHINGMark Sagliocco/FilmMagic"I think if she killed someone, I would literally be like, ‘I got it, where do you want me to help you bury the body?’ I wouldn’t even question it, and I can’t say that about anybody else in my life."— toBusiness Insider14of 20ON HER LOW-KEY BEAUTY ROUTINEC Flanigan/Getty"I don’t wear makeup. I don’t wash my hair every day. It’s not something that I associate with myself. I commend women who wake up 30, 40 minutes early to put on eyeliner. I think it’s beautiful. I’m just not that person."— toGlamour15of 20ON HER POST-PREGNANCY BREAST CHANGESJordan Strauss/AP"Boy do these things grow. I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them and so I always dress for a flat-chested girl and all of the sudden I’m busty and I’m like, ‘Whoa, check it out.’ This is amazing to me. It’s a whole new world … Like men actually look at my boobs, I’ve never had that happen before, because they’re just there … I needed to start wearing bras, that was a whole new experiment for me."— onConan16of 20ON HER LOVE OF WINEJeff Kravitz/BBMA2016/FilmMagic"I don’t go out very often. I prefer to stay home and have a nice little beverage and watch television. My glass of wine and I are besties."— toHarper’s Bazaar17of 20ON HER INNER SELFRay Tang/Rex USA"I feel like a gay man sometimes in a woman’s body. I love men, I love everything about men, and I sometimes love getting dressed up and looking like a fabulous drag queen and going about town in West Hollywood and having a gay old time."— onConan18of 20ON MEN WHO SAY ‘WE’ ARE EXPECTINGKristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock"Stop saying ‘we’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No, it’s because you had too many shots of tequila … We can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything, because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."— onJimmy Kimmel Live!19of 20ON ASHTON’S ROLE IN THE DELIVERY ROOMJeff Vespa/Getty"He is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly."— toMarie Claire20of 20ON THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER FIRST AND SECOND PREGNANCIESMatthew Eisman/Getty"The other day, someone asked me how far along I was and I was like, ‘I have no idea.’ I was like, I can tell you when I’m due, and then I can do the math backwards.““With [my first pregnancy], I could tell you precisely what she was developing, and what stage it was … but [with] the second one, I’m running after a toddler or I’m working, so I’m like, ‘Oh that’s right, I’m pregnant.’ “— onLive! with Kelly
01of 20ON BELIEVING IN BATH TIMEAshton Kutcher/Instagram"It’s too much!"— in anInstagram video,bathing son Dimitri, 4, and daughter Wyatt, 6, with husbandAshton Kutcher, after inadvertently ignitinga hot debate on hygiene
01of 20
ON BELIEVING IN BATH TIME
Ashton Kutcher/Instagram
“It’s too much!”
— in anInstagram video,bathing son Dimitri, 4, and daughter Wyatt, 6, with husbandAshton Kutcher, after inadvertently ignitinga hot debate on hygiene
02of 20ON CHANGING HER MINDEric Charbonneau/Invision for STX Entertainment/AP"The fact that I didn’t let him go into space was so selfish of me, but I was a new mom and I was like, ‘You can’t leave me and the babies.’ And so that’s where that decision was made out of.“I want everybody to know I probably would have let him to go to space now, but now it’s too late."— toPEOPLEon her hesitancy to have Kutcher take his place on aVirgin Galactic flight to space, for the sake of their young family
02of 20
ON CHANGING HER MIND
Eric Charbonneau/Invision for STX Entertainment/AP
“The fact that I didn’t let him go into space was so selfish of me, but I was a new mom and I was like, ‘You can’t leave me and the babies.’ And so that’s where that decision was made out of.
“I want everybody to know I probably would have let him to go to space now, but now it’s too late.”
— toPEOPLEon her hesitancy to have Kutcher take his place on aVirgin Galactic flight to space, for the sake of their young family
03of 20ON LIFE IN QUARANTINE WITH LITTLE ONESAllen Berezovsky/Getty"I love my kids very much, we both do, but they’re like dogs: they can sniff you out! They know your smell, they know what room you’re hiding in — you can’t get away from them. You just can’t. They’re just there."— onThe Ellen DeGeneres Show
03of 20
ON LIFE IN QUARANTINE WITH LITTLE ONES
Allen Berezovsky/Getty
“I love my kids very much, we both do, but they’re like dogs: they can sniff you out! They know your smell, they know what room you’re hiding in — you can’t get away from them. You just can’t. They’re just there.”
— onThe Ellen DeGeneres Show
04of 20ON BEING SILLY PARENTSMila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty”[We are] very goofy parents when it comes to our children, but that don’t have skill. I think that’s just being idiots."— on being “silly at home” with Kutcher and their two children, onE! News
04of 20
ON BEING SILLY PARENTS
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty
“[We are] very goofy parents when it comes to our children, but that don’t have skill. I think that’s just being idiots.”
— on being “silly at home” with Kutcher and their two children, onE! News
05of 20ON BRAVO DAYDREAMSSteve Granitz/WireImage"I did ask my husband once, I was like, listen. Later, in like 20 years, 30 years, what do you think of me going onReal Housewives of Beverly Hills? I’m like, just for like, a year. He was like… I would kill you."— on theGrown-Up Womanpodcast,
05of 20
ON BRAVO DAYDREAMS
Steve Granitz/WireImage
“I did ask my husband once, I was like, listen. Later, in like 20 years, 30 years, what do you think of me going onReal Housewives of Beverly Hills? I’m like, just for like, a year. He was like… I would kill you.”
— on theGrown-Up Womanpodcast,
06of 20ON RAISING A SON VS. A DAUGHTERMatt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images"They’re incredibly different. My boy’s like a sloth. He’s wonderful, and I love him — ‘cause one day he’ll probably watch this and be like, ‘Why did you say that?’ — but the truth is, women are smarter than men. And I have this evident from my two different humans that I created."— on raising Dimitri and Wyatt, onTheEllen DeGeneres Show
06of 20
ON RAISING A SON VS. A DAUGHTER
Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images
“They’re incredibly different. My boy’s like a sloth. He’s wonderful, and I love him — ‘cause one day he’ll probably watch this and be like, ‘Why did you say that?’ — but the truth is, women are smarter than men. And I have this evident from my two different humans that I created.”
— on raising Dimitri and Wyatt, onTheEllen DeGeneres Show
07of 20ON THE REALITIES OF BEING A MOMGabe Ginsberg/WireImage"What motherhood shows you ishow selfless you can get. I’m ragged tired. Who cares? My kids are healthy, I’m happy."— toMarie Claire
07of 20
ON THE REALITIES OF BEING A MOM
Gabe Ginsberg/WireImage
“What motherhood shows you ishow selfless you can get. I’m ragged tired. Who cares? My kids are healthy, I’m happy.”
— toMarie Claire
08of 20ON STARTING OUT AS FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WITH ASHTON KUTCHERTodd Williamson/BBMA2016/Getty"We started dating with the idea we were both never going to get married. A year later we were like, ‘Tomorrow let’s [get married].’ ““We, oddly, both did a movie called – I didFriends With Benefits, he did a movie calledNo Strings Attached. If we just paid attention to these movies, we should know that s— like this does not work out in real life. Well, we clearly didn’t pay attention. We shook hands, we’re like, ‘Let’s just have fun!’ I mean, literally we lived out our movies."— onThe Howard Stern Show
08of 20
ON STARTING OUT AS FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WITH ASHTON KUTCHER
Todd Williamson/BBMA2016/Getty
“We started dating with the idea we were both never going to get married. A year later we were like, ‘Tomorrow let’s [get married].’ ““We, oddly, both did a movie called – I didFriends With Benefits, he did a movie calledNo Strings Attached. If we just paid attention to these movies, we should know that s— like this does not work out in real life. Well, we clearly didn’t pay attention. We shook hands, we’re like, ‘Let’s just have fun!’ I mean, literally we lived out our movies.”
— onThe Howard Stern Show
09of 20ON HER FITNESS STRUGGLESJeff Vespa/WireImage"F— burpees man, f— squats, f— all that s—. I hate the word ‘burpees.’ It’s like PTSD for me because my trainer loves burpees so much, and he used to yell, ‘We’ve got to do 20 burpees,’ and I would literally just start crying. I hate them!"— to Glamour
09of 20
ON HER FITNESS STRUGGLES
Jeff Vespa/WireImage
“F— burpees man, f— squats, f— all that s—. I hate the word ‘burpees.’ It’s like PTSD for me because my trainer loves burpees so much, and he used to yell, ‘We’ve got to do 20 burpees,’ and I would literally just start crying. I hate them!”
— to Glamour
10of 20ON HER APPRECIATION FOR CRUDE HUMORGregg DeGuire/WireImage"There’s some part of me that responds to R-rated comedies, I don’t know why. I find d— and fart jokes funny – I’m sorry, I do guys. I love these type of movies."— during a CinemaCon panel
10of 20
ON HER APPRECIATION FOR CRUDE HUMOR
Gregg DeGuire/WireImage
“There’s some part of me that responds to R-rated comedies, I don’t know why. I find d— and fart jokes funny – I’m sorry, I do guys. I love these type of movies.”
— during a CinemaCon panel
11of 20ON HER SEX LIFE WITH ASHTONNoel Vasquez/GC Images"It’s great."— onThe Ellen DeGeneres Show
11of 20
ON HER SEX LIFE WITH ASHTON
Noel Vasquez/GC Images
“It’s great.”
12of 20ON HER ANYWHERE-GOES PUMPING POLICYKarwai Tang/WireImage"I think we need to upgrade the breast pump because I think everyone sounding like a cow can grow old. But it did save me. And I’ve pumped in an airport, I’ve pumped on the side of the road, I’ve pumped everywhere!"— to Glamour
12of 20
ON HER ANYWHERE-GOES PUMPING POLICY
Karwai Tang/WireImage
“I think we need to upgrade the breast pump because I think everyone sounding like a cow can grow old. But it did save me. And I’ve pumped in an airport, I’ve pumped on the side of the road, I’ve pumped everywhere!”
13of 20ON HER WILLINGNESS TO HELP DAUGHTER WYATT WITH ANYTHINGMark Sagliocco/FilmMagic"I think if she killed someone, I would literally be like, ‘I got it, where do you want me to help you bury the body?’ I wouldn’t even question it, and I can’t say that about anybody else in my life."— toBusiness Insider
13of 20
ON HER WILLINGNESS TO HELP DAUGHTER WYATT WITH ANYTHING
Mark Sagliocco/FilmMagic
“I think if she killed someone, I would literally be like, ‘I got it, where do you want me to help you bury the body?’ I wouldn’t even question it, and I can’t say that about anybody else in my life.”
— toBusiness Insider
14of 20ON HER LOW-KEY BEAUTY ROUTINEC Flanigan/Getty"I don’t wear makeup. I don’t wash my hair every day. It’s not something that I associate with myself. I commend women who wake up 30, 40 minutes early to put on eyeliner. I think it’s beautiful. I’m just not that person."— toGlamour
14of 20
ON HER LOW-KEY BEAUTY ROUTINE
C Flanigan/Getty
“I don’t wear makeup. I don’t wash my hair every day. It’s not something that I associate with myself. I commend women who wake up 30, 40 minutes early to put on eyeliner. I think it’s beautiful. I’m just not that person.”
— toGlamour
15of 20ON HER POST-PREGNANCY BREAST CHANGESJordan Strauss/AP"Boy do these things grow. I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them and so I always dress for a flat-chested girl and all of the sudden I’m busty and I’m like, ‘Whoa, check it out.’ This is amazing to me. It’s a whole new world … Like men actually look at my boobs, I’ve never had that happen before, because they’re just there … I needed to start wearing bras, that was a whole new experiment for me."— onConan
15of 20
ON HER POST-PREGNANCY BREAST CHANGES
Jordan Strauss/AP
“Boy do these things grow. I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them and so I always dress for a flat-chested girl and all of the sudden I’m busty and I’m like, ‘Whoa, check it out.’ This is amazing to me. It’s a whole new world … Like men actually look at my boobs, I’ve never had that happen before, because they’re just there … I needed to start wearing bras, that was a whole new experiment for me.”
— onConan
16of 20ON HER LOVE OF WINEJeff Kravitz/BBMA2016/FilmMagic"I don’t go out very often. I prefer to stay home and have a nice little beverage and watch television. My glass of wine and I are besties."— toHarper’s Bazaar
16of 20
ON HER LOVE OF WINE
Jeff Kravitz/BBMA2016/FilmMagic
“I don’t go out very often. I prefer to stay home and have a nice little beverage and watch television. My glass of wine and I are besties.”
— toHarper’s Bazaar
17of 20ON HER INNER SELFRay Tang/Rex USA"I feel like a gay man sometimes in a woman’s body. I love men, I love everything about men, and I sometimes love getting dressed up and looking like a fabulous drag queen and going about town in West Hollywood and having a gay old time."— onConan
17of 20
ON HER INNER SELF
Ray Tang/Rex USA
“I feel like a gay man sometimes in a woman’s body. I love men, I love everything about men, and I sometimes love getting dressed up and looking like a fabulous drag queen and going about town in West Hollywood and having a gay old time.”
18of 20ON MEN WHO SAY ‘WE’ ARE EXPECTINGKristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock"Stop saying ‘we’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No, it’s because you had too many shots of tequila … We can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything, because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."— onJimmy Kimmel Live!
18of 20
ON MEN WHO SAY ‘WE’ ARE EXPECTING
Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock
“Stop saying ‘we’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No, it’s because you had too many shots of tequila … We can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything, because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep.”
— onJimmy Kimmel Live!
19of 20ON ASHTON’S ROLE IN THE DELIVERY ROOMJeff Vespa/Getty"He is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly."— toMarie Claire
19of 20
ON ASHTON’S ROLE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
Jeff Vespa/Getty
“He is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”
20of 20ON THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER FIRST AND SECOND PREGNANCIESMatthew Eisman/Getty"The other day, someone asked me how far along I was and I was like, ‘I have no idea.’ I was like, I can tell you when I’m due, and then I can do the math backwards.““With [my first pregnancy], I could tell you precisely what she was developing, and what stage it was … but [with] the second one, I’m running after a toddler or I’m working, so I’m like, ‘Oh that’s right, I’m pregnant.’ “— onLive! with Kelly
20of 20
ON THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER FIRST AND SECOND PREGNANCIES
Matthew Eisman/Getty
“The other day, someone asked me how far along I was and I was like, ‘I have no idea.’ I was like, I can tell you when I’m due, and then I can do the math backwards.““With [my first pregnancy], I could tell you precisely what she was developing, and what stage it was … but [with] the second one, I’m running after a toddler or I’m working, so I’m like, ‘Oh that’s right, I’m pregnant.’ "
— onLive! with Kelly
source: people.com
