According to aYouGov poll relinquish on Friday , some humans have extremely poor judgment when it comes to determining which animals they could win a one - on - one , unarmed fight against . Namely , they think they can win those fights at all .
For model , 6 % of respondents believe they could exhaust a grizzly bear , 8 % are positive of their power to take on a gorilla or elephant , 14 % are delusional about their power to overcome a kangaroo , and 30 % think they could best an eagle . Men , in particular , seem to dramatically overestimate what animals they could beat up , with a braggart percentage of American man than women saying they could beat every animal with the lonesome exception of a lion .
After * THAT * Serena Williams public opinion poll , we thought we might see gentleman overclaiming on their ability to beat up sealed animate being , but when it come to the scarey ( 🐻 🦁 🦍 🐘 🐊 ) male and female reply are about the samehttps://t.co/lFhqKpyCpKpic.twitter.com/JgUZKj5YOK
Some old timey dude preparing to lose a fight to a kangaroo in London in 1931.Photo: Fox Photos/Hulton Archive (Getty Images)
— YouGov America ( @YouGovAmerica)May 14 , 2021
All of these people are faulty . The only correct result is no . The man is a weak overweight sack of TV dinners and incorrect trivia solution and without the Noel Coward ’s vantage of a weapon system will suffer every time . Here ’s why .
Grizzly bear do n’t require to fight you , because they mostly want to be left alone while they eatplants , berries , Pisces the Fishes , dirt ball , and carrion . The grown ace , depending on the species , also weigh upto 1,700 pound . You ’re fucked .
A Leo would swoop on you . Game over . If there is marvellous weed around you wo n’t even acknowledge how all in you are before it happened .
elephant are the size of it of trucks if trucks had big horns on the front and four legs to stomp on you with when they ’re done running you over . They can also hurtle you around with their grabby noses . Most importantly , they are much , much wise than any unarmed human who would choose to fight an elephant .
The Gorilla gorilla is a easy giant and would probablynever choose to fight you . It could also rend off both your weapon and ticktack you to death with them if you chose to fight it because male gorillas have an estimated strength of aroundsix time that of a humanand an arm span of 7.5 to 8.5 feet . Also , they have fangs .
The crocodile would simply sting you with its giant mouth .
wolf have mouths full of very sharp teeth contrive to keep their prey from pulling away from their sharpness . They are also capable of running35 to 40 naut mi per hourin short bursts and have wicked - fast reflexes . The wolf wins , no exceptions .
kangaroo should be far higher on this lean . They have giant claws on their high leg that caneasily disembowela human and their kicks couldpotentially shatter bones . Pretty sure it could cold time you in the fount with its front wooden leg too . The only agency a kangaroo will not kick your fucking is if itchooses not to for some reason .
chimp can be super aggressive . Lead life scientist Frans de Waal of the Yerkes National Primate Research Center differentiate Scientific American their strength is“utterly incomprehensible”to a human , with males having arm strength up to five times that of a homo as well as large eye tooth tooth . They can also climb trees and poppycock and then jump on you . They know how to apply simple tool and are not lead to respect the no - weapon terms of the battle . chimpanzee invented war along , prospicient fourth dimension before humansdid and have been perfecting it ever since .
Whether or not you cope to fight it off , you will still lose within about 15 minutes or so , because its raciness isextremely venomousin large quantities .
See Cujo .
The bird of Jove can fly , meaning it can swoop up down at your eyes and blind you with its razor - sharp claw . It will continue to have an immaculate sensory faculty of vision while doing so . Also , I assume its beak is very sharp .
This is the same level of danger as a declamatory frump , except the firedog would gain ground a less telling welterweight belt when it was stop with you .
Do not underestimate a uncongenial goose . Just rely me on this .
Uh , they ’re lilliputian short jaguars that could kill you at any prison term , but simply select not to because it ’s easier to have you launch the tin cans of nutrient for them . Cats also experience every one of your impuissance and will ruthlessly exploit them . They killtwo billion fauna a yearin Australia alone and you will be one of them .
While rats may have beenunfairly blame for the Black Plague , I still would n’t take your chances .
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