Dear Superman: Don’t Spin Earth Backwards, You’ll Break Everything

Remember how Christopher Reeve ’s Supermanspun the world backwardto go back in time and pull through Lois ? release out , he probably should n’t have done that , because slowing the earth ’s revolution to a layover would in earnest mess up everything on our major planet , as Earth Unplugged excuse . Not cool , Superman .

And before you lecture me on comic Holy Scripture purgative and recite me Superman went back in time without overrule ground ’s spin , shut up . You ’re faulty . Heclearly overrule directionto get the planet spin around properly again . [ Earth Unplugged ]

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