lover ( and more than a few fan website ) have been so dire for information about Solo : A Star Wars Story and that they ’ve been reading clues intojust about anything . But what if they ’re right ? ! This week marked the start of Denny ’s special menu of Solo-“inspired ” items , so we investigate ( and corrode ) them to see what clues to the movie they may be hiding . The resultant role … were shocking .
Spoiler warning !
For Solo : A Star Wars Story specifically ! Just to be cleared !
Co-Reactor Pancake Breakfast
What Is It ?
This twisting on Denny ’s classical buttermilk flannel cake tot strawberries , strawberry sauce , whipped emollient and , most importantly , “ crystal compaction rocks ” as well as “ fond citrous fruit sauce . ” It also comes with an optional side of ballock , hashish browns , and bacon .
What Does It Taste Like ?
It tastes like a very fruit - forward stack of hot cake . The strawberries match well with the citrus tree sauce , and the crunch rock , which are also sort of strawberry flavor , add some texture to the otherwise kind of soppy , sloppy dish . It ’s dependable , though .
What Does It stand for ?
We believe the key to this dish is the compaction rocks , which are essentially Pop Rocks , the hard confect that literally pops in your mouth . So there ’s pop and fruit . Could we be fuck off explosions in a hobo camp ? A pursuit through a farmers market ? Anything is possible . There ’s also that side of eggs , bacon , and hashish browns , which feels like they ’re just throwing in an sometime classic . Is that Denny ’s way to tease us that Harrison Ford will make an appearance in the pic ? ! It ’s possible .
Lightspeed Slam
The healthy alternative on the Solo menu consists of egg whites beat with spinach and tomatoes , an English muffin , and sides of turkey bacon and yield .
It ’s overbold and light . ( Very light . ) It ’s slenderly bland but the tomato give a squeamish pop of flavor to remind you eat healthy does n’t have to be all bad .
Turkey Baron Verulam . It ’s all about the joker bacon . It ’s a substitute for even Roger Bacon , but not nearly as good . So , plain , the restaurant is slamming genius Alden Ehrenreich , possibly because of hisreportedly problematic performance , by declare the motion-picture show has a less Han Solo substitute than the delectable original .
Two Moons Skillet
Ham , spinach , mushrooms , and hashish browns , drench in gouda tall mallow and topped with two egg .
No two collation are the same . If you get some of the ham and cheese in there , it ’s like fireworks of savour in your oral cavity . If it ’s all egg and potato , it ’s fine but much more usual and simple .
Is n’t it obvious ? There will be a couple that be both elements of the dish aerial : One grapheme will be canonic and sedate , and who prefers to act it secure , while another will be nervy and reckless . It seems likely than Han will take the use of the latter , so who is the former ? Chewbacca ? Emilia Clarke ’s Qi’ra ? mayhap Donald Glover ’s Lando ? ! At the moment , it is too before long to screw for sure which character is an egg and potato .
Alternately , this dishful could intend that like The Last Jedi , Solo is going to be divisive . Some fans are going to love this new take on the iconic smuggler . Others are go to think it plays things too safe , and no two opinions will be the same .
Blaster Fire Burger
A Warren E. Burger with chipotle gouda cheese , spicy touch capsicum sauce , and all the traditional fixings . You also have the option to upgrade your side to Bacon Cheddar Tots , which I did .
For the most part ? A burger . It takes a few bit to get to the “ chargeman fire ” of the cheeseflower and capsicum sauce , which is mostly localized in the pith . And even then , it ’s spicy , but not overly naughty . This is n’t move to go on Man vs. Food or anything . It ’s just a firm , semi - spicy burger . Oh , and the Bacon Cheddars Tots suck . Way overly fried . At least when I had them .
The eye of the burger is where the magic bechance , so I ’m foreshadow some huge event in the middle of the movie . Probably it ’s a run in with Jabba the Hutt or Boba Fett , or maybe both ; after all , both characters are quite spicy ! Plus , Jabba is what one might bet like if they ate Denny ’s all the sentence . The tots , on the other handwriting , do n’t bode well for Chewbacca ’s portrayal in the film . Hopefully , he ’s not too gruff a sidekick .
Crystal Crunch
A side of watch crystal crunches , a.k.a . Pop Rocks , that go into any milkshake .
Pop rock in a milk wag , which is in reality pretty good . But I found that they almost always ended up at the bottom of your sip , giving each sip a surprise stop .
asteroid ! Lots of asteroid ! One every few minute of the pic ! The milkshake proves it !
If you ’d wish to do your own investigating of what secrets the Solo menu at Denny ’s contains , it ’s usable now until June 26 along with the cup seen above and Topps motion-picture show trading cards . The return go to No Kid Hungry .
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